1. I think no women will ever be happy, because no man’s penis is made from chocolate and man can’t ejaculate money!
2. I wonder why they call it a blowjob when the general idea is to suck?!
3. I’m the kind of women who gets up in the morning, puts her feet on the floor and makes the devil scream „OH NO!! THE BITCH IS AWAKE!!”
4. I’m as tired as a rabbit humping the energizer bunny!!!
5. Woman have super powers! We can get wet without water, We can bleed without injury, We can make boneless meat hard and we can make men eat without cooking Citește restul acestei intrări »