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I'm experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs a minute

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Statusuri de mess :)

Postat de: Flory pe martie 4, 2010

RURAL:

In prispa (online)
Sunt la prashit  (busy)
Plecat la oras (stepped out)
Imi bat nevasta (be right back)
Iesit la poarta (not at my desk)
Mi-am luat mobil (on the phone)
Sunt cu vicleshug (invisible to everyone)
Doborat de bautura (offline) Citește restul acestei intrări »

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Statusurile mele de pe Facebook :D

Postat de: Flory pe februarie 26, 2010

1. I think no women will ever be happy, because no man’s penis is made from chocolate and man can’t ejaculate money!

2. I wonder why they call it a blowjob when the general idea is to suck?!

3. I’m the kind of women who gets up in the morning, puts her feet on the floor and makes the devil scream „OH NO!! THE BITCH IS AWAKE!!”

4. I’m as tired as a rabbit humping the energizer bunny!!!

5.  Woman have super powers! We can get wet without water, We can bleed without injury, We can make boneless meat hard and we can make men eat without cooking Citește restul acestei intrări »

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