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Postat de: Flory pe decembrie 11, 2009

„A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ‘no’.”  – Woody Allen

„Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.” – RD Laing.

„Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen

„When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.” – Matt Groening. Citește restul acestei intrări »

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